It’s here. It’s modular. And it’s made for the guy who’s tired of working off a Frankenstein-looking rig.
At the tail end of May 2025, Cody from Southeast Softwash officially unveiled what might be the most practical and accessible softwash system to hit the market this year: The Tote Goat.
Whether you’re just getting into the softwash industry or you’ve been hacking together a rig from Craigslist parts and junkyard hose reels, this platform is your chance to build something professional without the full price tag of a turnkey rig.
Let’s break down what the Tote Goat is, why it matters, and how you can take your understanding of systems like this to the next level at the Serious Starter Softwash Boot Camp with Aaron Parker on June 27–28, 2025.
🐐 What Is the Tote Goat?
The Tote Goat is Southeast Softwash’s newest poly-based softwash platform built around the common IBC tote — the 275-gallon water tanks you can find just about anywhere.
Until now, using an IBC tote in your rig meant building around it with makeshift brackets, boards, and tie-downs that looked... well, like a Craigslist disaster.
But the Tote Goat changes that.
🧰 Features Breakdown
Let’s walk through what makes this build so slick:
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✅ Poly Pro Construction – Lightweight, durable, corrosion-resistant
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✅ Integral Tanks – Built-in bleach (56 gal) and soap tanks (12 gal) eliminate the need for clunky add-ons
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✅ Pump/Washer Layout – Mount your softwash pump up top and pressure washer down low, plumbed right into the tote
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✅ Hose Reel Shelving – Purpose-built shelving on the sides to hold your reels cleanly
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✅ Toolbox Mount Area – Drop a standard battery/switch box in the back corner for neat controls
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✅ Removable Front Plate – Slide the tote in/out as needed
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✅ Skid Runners on Bottom – Makes it forklift-ready and keeps the platform elevated
💡 Pro tip: The bleach tank fits a full barrel of SH, and the soap tank holds plenty for residential and light commercial jobs.
This is not a throw-together plastic shelf. This is a legit DIY-friendly platform that brings professional-level layout and functionality to the everyday guy.
👷♂️ Why This Matters for Beginners
Let’s face it — when you're starting out, buying a full-blown skid or trailer can be cost-prohibitive. But that doesn’t mean you should sacrifice professionalism or efficiency.
The Tote Goat gives new guys:
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A modular way to upgrade without breaking the bank
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A real layout, not a tangled mess
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A launchpad to build around and grow
🎯 This is the kind of setup that makes you look and feel like a pro — and clients will treat you like one too.
🚀 Ready to Go Pro? Come to the Serious Starter Boot Camp
The Tote Goat gives you the platform. But the Serious Starter Softwash Boot Camp gives you the knowledge to make it profitable.
Hosted by Aaron Parker, this 2-day hands-on training event in June 2025 is for anyone who’s:
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Just getting started in softwash
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Struggling with setups, pricing, or chemical knowledge
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Tired of wasting money on bad equipment or underbidding jobs
At the Boot Camp, you’ll learn:
✅ Equipment 101 — Softwash systems, trailers, plumbing, and layout strategy
✅ Chemical Ratios — Know exactly what to spray and when
✅ Job Bidding — Price like a pro and avoid the rookie race to the bottom
✅ Real-World Demos — Aaron and his team walk you through live jobs
💥 Boot Camp Dates: June 27–28, 2025
📍 Location: [Insert city/state]
🔗 Sign up now: [Insert Boot Camp registration link]
🧪 Bonus: For the DIY Crowd
The Tote Goat will also be available in two formats:
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Fully built — We do it all for you
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DIY kit — For the hands-on guy who wants to install his own reels, pumps, and switches
That means whether you're a:
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New guy on a budget
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Shop owner looking for a quick-build skid
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Weekend warrior finally ready to step it up
…you can build out a serious, reliable system without the clutter and chaos of a traditional cobbled-together tote rig.
🛒 Where to Buy the Tote Goat
The Tote Goat will be live on the Southeast Softwash website by the end of this week. If you want one, don’t wait — Cody’s drops tend to sell out FAST.
🚨 Link: [Insert Tote Goat Product Page Link]
Also check out the Poly Pro 5050, which is already available for order and shipping.
👊 Final Thoughts: Stop Cobbing, Start Winning
For years, guys have been piecing together rigs with IBC totes and duct tape. The Tote Goat changes the game, offering a clean, professional, and affordable path to building out a real rig — whether it’s your first or your fifth.
But tools alone don’t make the business. Training does.
That’s why if you’re serious about starting strong, you need to be at Aaron Parker’s Serious Starter Softwash Boot Camp this June.
It’s time to stop guessing, stop overthinking, and start growing.
