What’s going on, guys? We’re excited to roll out another game-changing chemical in the Southeast Softwash lineup. We’ve introduced some heavy hitters in the past, but this one is truly special—Monu-Mental.
As the name suggests, Monu-Mental is designed specifically for cleaning monuments, gravestones, and even government buildings. But that’s not all—it’s the perfect solution for any surface where you can’t use bleach or high pressure. We’re talking about delicate materials like limestone, marble, granite, and sandstone that need gentle yet effective cleaning.
We’re out here at a cemetery today to put Monu-Mental to the test. The gravestones here are all bronze markers, but we do have some statues that have seen better days. One statue has already been treated with Monu-Mental, and today, we’re going to clean another one so you can see the transformation firsthand.
How Monu-Mental Works
Monu-Mental is thick and slightly slimy—just the way we like it! If it’s wet, it’s working. The beauty of this product is its simplicity:
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Spray it on. A simple pump-up sprayer is all you need.
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Let it sit. The product works its magic over time.
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Walk away. No scrubbing, no rinsing—just let Monu-Mental do the work.
For particularly stubborn stains, a second coat may be necessary. But in most cases, one application will do the trick. The horizontal surfaces will clean up even faster, while vertical surfaces might require a little more product. Once the initial cleaning is complete, you can dilute Monu-Mental at a 10:1 ratio for maintenance cleanings—ideal for quarterly touch-ups.
Versatility Beyond Monuments
While Monu-Mental is the go-to solution for monuments and tombstones, its uses extend far beyond the cemetery. Cities can use it to clean large decorative planters, historical markers, and other public structures without the hassle of pressure washing. Theme parks and attractions like Disneyland and Six Flags are already exploring the benefits of Monu-Mental, since it eliminates the need to shut down areas for cleaning.
The Monu-Mental Difference
Traditional cleaning methods often involve either bleach or high pressure, both of which can damage delicate surfaces. Bleach contains salts that degrade materials like limestone and marble over time, while pressure washing can erode fragile stone. Monu-Mental eliminates both risks, making it the safest and most effective cleaning solution for:
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Tombstones and statues
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War memorials and historical markers
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Decorative stone features
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Public monuments and government buildings
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Delicate surfaces that can’t withstand harsh chemicals or pressure
Real-World Results
We’ve already put Monu-Mental to work, and the results speak for themselves. One of our test statues—a depiction of Jesus—was heavily stained, but with just two coats, it looks almost brand new. We even cleaned the surrounding stone patio with the overspray alone! If this product can restore a decades-old monument, imagine what it can do for your clients.
A Highly Profitable Service
Monument cleaning isn’t just a specialty service—it’s a highly profitable niche. Not everyone has the tools or knowledge to do it right, which means you can charge a premium. A job like this would typically go for around $800, and Monu-Mental’s concentrated formula ensures that a single gallon can go a long way. That’s serious ROI for any pressure washing or soft washing business.
Get Monu-Mental Today
We’ve been praying for a solution like this, and now it’s finally here. If you’re in the exterior cleaning industry, Monu-Mental is a must-have for your chemical arsenal. Stay ahead of the competition, take on specialty jobs, and increase your bottom line with the ultimate monument cleaning solution.
Ready to make history? Grab your Monu-Mental today and start transforming surfaces the right way!
