💪 The Tote Goat: Built Tough, Ready to Work
June 14th, 2025 — Southeast Softwash HQ
What's up guys, Cody here from Southeast Softwash. Just wanted to share some real-world, unscripted footage of the Tote Goat—our newest mid-tier softwash and pressure washing rig that's already turning heads.
This Saturday morning, I loaded it onto the back of our old 2012 work truck using our forklift, ran it over to the house, and headed down to the boat dock for some touch-up cleaning. But what was supposed to be a quick load-up turned into an unexpected stress test of just how rugged this rig is.
🚨 Accidental Stress Test: Bent the Truck, Not the Tote Goat
Let’s talk about the "oops" moment.
While loading the Tote Goat with a forklift (and using extensions), I misjudged my depth and pushed a little too hard. The result? The front lip of the truck bed bowed in and made contact with the cab. Not ideal—but here's the kicker...
👉 The Tote Goat took the hit like a champ. Zero damage.
This proves what we’ve been saying since we launched it: the Poly Pro construction is no joke. This isn’t flimsy plastic—it’s a robust, battle-tested material and build methodology designed to work hard and last long.
🔍 Let’s Break Down the Tote Goat
Here’s what makes the Tote Goat special—and why it’s quickly becoming a favorite for guys who want something compact but powerful:
✅ Poly Pro Construction
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Durable, lightweight, and impact-resistant
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Proven in real-world scenarios (as my truck bed will testify)
✅ Compact Fit
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Perfectly fits in a full-size truck bed with the tailgate closed
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No overhang, just a clean, professional setup
✅ Pressure Washer Standard
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Comes with a 5.5 GPM pressure washer by default
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Upgrade available to an 8 GPM unit for more serious firepower
✅ Sweet 16 Softwash System
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Standard build includes our Sweet 16 softwash pump with speed control
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Controlled and powerful—ideal for all softwash needs
✅ Integrated Tank System
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Central tote feeds both pressure and softwash sides
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Rear tanks hold ~56 gallons of bleach and ~12–13 gallons of surfactant
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Hudson valve for auto shut-off water fill
✅ No Feed Reel? No Problem.
We’ve had questions like, “Where’s my feed reel?” Short answer: you don’t need one.
Just carry a garden hose (or two) and connect it at the job. The Tote Goat is all about simple, functional, affordable performance.
⚙️ Feature Snapshot
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🛢️ Large aluminum fuel cell
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🔋 Deep cycle battery bank
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🧪 Blend manifold system
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🧼 Softwash and pressure wash reels
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🔗 Milwaukee Packout cleat on top for accessory storage
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🧱 Built-in hose ball valve for convenience
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🧰 Optional upgrades available, like the 8 GPM pressure washer and ladder rack
This setup gives you everything you need and nothing you don’t—making it ideal for solo operators, start-ups, or guys looking for a reliable second rig.
📦 How Does It Stack Up Against Other Models?
The Tote Goat sits comfortably between the Poly Pro (formerly Super Mini) and the upcoming Poly Max (successor to the Gen 2). It's built for the pro who wants quality without overkill.
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Poly Pro = Entry-level efficiency
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Tote Goat = Mid-tier muscle
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Poly Max = Premium full-build option
We’re also working on some exciting new options like the Trailer Pod, which will be a full bell-and-whistle trailer system—but again, that’s for a different price point and need.
💰 Budget-Friendly, Not Underpowered
Don’t fall into the trap of thinking a smaller system is weak. The Tote Goat delivers professional-grade results without the fluff. No, it doesn’t have a ladder rack or a feed reel, but it’s not supposed to.
If you’re trying to spend under $5K and still expect smart blend, remote control, electric reels, and multiple machines—you’re dreaming. The Tote Goat gives you the essentials to go make real money, not just shiny toys.
🧼 Field-Proven Performance
Back at my house, the Sweet 16 pump handled everything like a breeze. From the dock to the siding, I didn’t need to second-guess the power or setup. It was ready to work as soon as I rolled in.
No clogs. No gimmicks. Just results.
🐐 Final Thoughts: Tote Goat for the Win
It’s tough, compact, smartly designed, and battle-tested—literally bent a truck bed and shrugged it off. Whether you're brand new to softwashing or looking to expand with a cost-effective mobile unit, the Tote Goat is one of the best mid-level softwash options on the market.
👉 Ready to grab yours?
We’ve got Tote Goats in stock now. Hit the link below to check them out and place your order.
🎥 Stay tuned for more behind-the-scenes tests, product drops, and Lean & Mean tips.
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💪 Stay lean. Stay mean. 💪
